Funny Coffee Memes to Get You Through the Grind
Don't like coffee? Then, we question how you function every day.
You must be one of those people who wake up at the crack of dawn to drink matcha and meditate. Please tell us how?! Just how?
To everyone else, join us in celebrating the hot, beany goodness of a morning (and afternoon, and evening) cup of joe with these funny coffee memes.
Downside: You Might Die. Eventually.
The "hair of the dog" solution doesn't just work for alcohol. You might live in a constant state of jittery anxiety, but at least you'll be awake.
Option A: Get up at 6:30, whip up some eggs and a side of homemade oatmeal, and brew some coffee for the road.
Option B: Roll out of bed at 7:30, stare blankly out the window until your coffee is ready, and still bring a second cup for your commute. Or two.
We all know which option is better.
Me. It Was Me.
As long as it's not decaf, we'll take three.
The Only Flex We’re Actually Impressed By
Tried to recreate this. Ended up pouring a single blob of foam. #Success
That awkward moment when the most stable relationship you've ever had is with hot bean water.
Even Worse Than Getting Stuck in Traffic
Patience is a virtue. It's also a virtue we do not have.
Do you want your last words to be, "Just have coffee later"?
Because that can be arranged.
Irish Coffee Has the Same Effect
Made the mistake of taking Benadryl in the morning? Try to counteract it with coffee.
Instead of being catatonic, you'll be catatonic with a side of jitters and anxiety.
You Know It’s True
Just in time for your morning commute.
Why Is Life Unfair?
The worst catch-22. If you're really desperate, you could keep store-bought cold brew in the fridge. That way, you can fuel up on caffeine to help you fuel up on caffeine.
Give It a Minute
If you've never anxiously waited in line for the bathroom at Starbucks, do you even like coffee?
Coffee? Check. Shower? Check.
Why spring for a facial when you could just stand in the kitchen holding a steaming cup of coffee directly under your face?
No idea if it helps clear up your skin, but it definitely clears up your attitude.
A spa treatment for your soul, if you will.
We Will Die on This Hill
Health recommendations change all the time. One day, coffee is great for you. The next, it causes high blood pressure. We'll come out and say it. We. Don't. Care.
Is that Nespresso pod filled with arsenic? No? Then pour us another cup.
We Were Never Fans of the Prince, but Maybe He Was Alright
Imagine you went into a coma after eating an apple that some lady at the farmers' market handed you. There's no way you're not going to be hungover after that.
If the prince didn't show up with coffee, we'd tell him to leave, then go back to sleep.
If 'This Meeting Could Have Been an Email' Were a Facial Expression
After spending a solid year working remotely, we got used to looking like irritable sloths until at least 10 a.m. Kicking that habit cold turkey has been harder than anticipated.
The 'Star Wars' Series Without Coffee Hits Different
To be honest, most of us look more like the left no matter how much coffee we've had.
Only one person on the planet was capable of pulling off space buns, and that was Carrie Fisher.
If This Is What Witchcraft Is Like, We’re Not Mad About It
We see the varying levels of cream and sugar, but are they each a different roast? Where's the cold brew? What about an authentic pour over?
Step it up, people.
Anyone Who Says They Don’t Need an Extra Shot of Espresso Is Lion
How to Read Body Language 101
Productivity or Heart Palpitations? Drink Up and Find Out
The Glazed Look in Her Eye Means That It’s Working
Start 'Em Young
Having a Short Attention Span Has Its Benefits
What Was Your First Clue?
Must Need Another Cup. This One’s Defective
Anything Less Than 2 Percent Is Just Cloudy Water
Shut Up and Listen to the Cat
Forget Tesla and Amazon. This Is the Future
She Said What We Were All Thinking
One More Cup, and You’re Qualified To Be a Brain Surgeon
Life Imitates Art
It’s a Dangerous Game
Tea Is Better Than Decaf. Change My Mind
We’re Not Saying We Judge Coffee Haters, but Yes We Are
Following the Doctor’s Orders
Really? You Really Need to Ask?
Any Minute Now
That, or I Remain Exhausted, but With Extra Anxiety
It’s Like a Jacuzzi for Your Brain
I’ve Come To Talk With You Again
So That’s What Was in the Stream by Tuck Everlasting’s House
The Barista Understood the Assignment