Funny Coffee Memes to Get You Through the Grind

Spring for the big cup. You deserve it.

Funny Coffee Memes to Get You Through the Grind

Woman drinking giant cup of coffee meme — We're gonna need a bigger cup.

Don't like coffee? Then we don't like you. That's a strong statement, but there are two types of people in this world. Those that run on coffee, and psychopaths. (We assume.)

Jokes aside, if you're one of those people who wake up at the crack of dawn to drink matcha and meditate, please let us know how?! Just how?

To everyone else, join us in celebrating the hot, beany goodness of a morning (and afternoon, and evening) cup of joe with these coffee memes.

Downside: You Might Die. Eventually.

The "hair of the dog" solution doesn't just work for alcohol. You might live in a constant state of jittery anxiety, but at least you'll be awake.

Life Hack

Option A: Get up at 6:30, whip up some eggs and a side of homemade oatmeal, and brew some coffee for the road.

Option B: Roll out of bed at 7:30, stare blankly out the window until your coffee is ready, and still bring a second cup for your commute. Or two.

We all know which option is better.

Me. It Was Me.

As long as it's not decaf, we'll take three.

The Only Flex We’re Actually Impressed By

Tried to recreate this. Ended up pouring a single blob of foam. #Success

Mind. Blown.

That awkward moment when the most stable relationship you've ever had is with hot bean water.

Even Worse Than Getting Stuck in Traffic

Patience is a virtue. It's also a virtue we do not have.

Same

Do you want your last words to be, "Just have coffee later"?

Because that can be arranged.

Irish Coffee Has the Same Effect

Man reacting to drinking coffee with a sleeping pill

Made the mistake of taking Benadryl in the morning? Try to counteract it with coffee.

Instead of being catatonic, you'll be catatonic with a side of jitters and anxiety.

Perfect.

You Know It’s True

Just in time for your morning commute.

Why Is Life Unfair?

The worst catch-22. If you're really desperate, you could keep store-bought cold brew in the fridge. That way, you can fuel up on caffeine to help you fuel up on caffeine.

Give It a Minute

If you've never anxiously waited in line for the bathroom at Starbucks, do you even like coffee?

Coffee? Check. Shower? Check.

Why spring for a facial when you could just stand in the kitchen holding a steaming cup of coffee directly under your face?

No idea if it helps clear up your skin, but it definitely clears up your attitude.

A spa treatment for your soul, if you will.

We Will Die on This Hill

Health recommendations change all the time. One day, coffee is great for you. The next, it causes high blood pressure. We'll come out and say it. We. Don't. Care.

Is that Nespresso pod filled with arsenic? No? Then pour us another cup.

We Were Never Fans of the Prince, but Maybe He Was Alright

Imagine you went into a coma after eating an apple that some lady at the farmers' market handed you. There's no way you're not going to be hungover after that.

If the prince didn't show up with coffee, we'd tell him to leave, then go back to sleep.

If 'This Meeting Could Have Been an Email' Were a Facial Expression

After spending a solid year working remotely, we got used to looking like irritable sloths until at least 10 a.m. Kicking that habit cold turkey has been harder than anticipated.