Funny, Weird and Sometimes Just Plain Awesome Job Descriptions
Searching for a job isn’t always fun and easy. Even if the job you’re searching for is, well, fun and easy. Some job descriptions can be so specific or so loquacious that it’s overwhelming.
So if you’re hunting for a job or just want to do some pleasant pursuing to remind yourself just how varied and interesting the job market is, here is a fun reminder. These are all job descriptions from real job postings.
What More Could You Axe For?
Harry Was Such a Scallywag
Must Hate Parasites
Gif Ready, Here We Come
If You’re Protective of Your Soul, This Could Be a Great Opportunity
In Short, Only Weird People Work Here
Tacos For Breakfast Is a Regular Thing
If You Can Make People Laugh AND Make a Rat Trust You, You’ll Basically Get This Job
Regular Pretzel Blizzards Need Not Apply
Bacon Eating Not Actually Required
Must Be Able to Spell and Use 'Portmanteau' In a Sentence
What If Jeff Ross Is Above Level 30 in Pokemon Go?
Get Hired, Work a Few Years, Retire...It’s That Easy?
And Now for the Hyper-Specific Question Portion of the Application
You Need to Know What You Know Well, but You Need to Know What You Don’t Know Even Better
Put That Friendly Face to Good Use
Perhaps There’s a Better Word Choice
If Weird Is the New Normal, Does That Make Normal Weird?
Pun Wizards Welcome, but Pun Warlocks Shall Be Shunned
You’re About to Be Employed AND Loved Unconditionally