Funny, Weird and Sometimes Just Plain Awesome Job Descriptions
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Searching for a job isn’t always fun and easy. Even if the job you’re searching for is, well, fun and easy. Some job descriptions can be so specific or so loquacious that it’s overwhelming.
So if you’re hunting for a job or just want to do some pleasant pursuing to remind yourself just how varied and interesting the job market is, here is a fun reminder. These are all job descriptions from real job postings.
What More Could You Axe For?
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Harry Was Such a Scallywag
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Must Hate Parasites
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Gif Ready, Here We Come
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If You’re Protective of Your Soul, This Could Be a Great Opportunity
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In Short, Only Weird People Work Here
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Tacos For Breakfast Is a Regular Thing
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If You Can Make People Laugh AND Make a Rat Trust You, You’ll Basically Get This Job
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Regular Pretzel Blizzards Need Not Apply
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Bacon Eating Not Actually Required
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Must Be Able to Spell and Use 'Portmanteau' In a Sentence
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What If Jeff Ross Is Above Level 30 in Pokemon Go?
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Get Hired, Work a Few Years, Retire...It’s That Easy?
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And Now for the Hyper-Specific Question Portion of the Application
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You Need to Know What You Know Well, but You Need to Know What You Don’t Know Even Better
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Put That Friendly Face to Good Use
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Perhaps There’s a Better Word Choice
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If Weird Is the New Normal, Does That Make Normal Weird?
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Pun Wizards Welcome, but Pun Warlocks Shall Be Shunned
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You’re About to Be Employed AND Loved Unconditionally